1istheloneliest

1istheloneliest

[call him beep him if you wanna reach him

no wait beeping isn't an option so you can also text]

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From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: Hold on a second.
Hardtack: What happened? He texted me checking in not that long ago.
Hardtack: When did you even find time to fight and why?
Hardtack: I guess we can talk later?? Please try not to get too drunk. I love you.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: I texted him last night to ask if he's seen Jason because he's gone into hiding. And tried to apologize for upsetting him again.
Accomplice: He agreed to meet today to try and talk it out
Accomplice: But I guess "talk" is a big word
Accomplice: He just yelled at me that I don't understand anything and told me to get out
Accomplice: So, same old.
Accomplice: Anyway I'm done with trying with him because he clearly isn't.
Accomplice: I don't think I can do good in his eyes anyway unless I somehow irrevocably pledge my entire existence to Alexander's cause, and even then that's just a maybe. I'm pretty certain he'd be a lot happier if I hadn't shown up here at all.
Accomplice: So.
Accomplice: Also, last time I've drunk too much I went around asking people if I should buy a horse room (which I also did), so that's about what you should expect.

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: Oh. WC might have to take some responsibility on the Jason front.
Hardtack: Jeez... It's like every time I'm not with at least one of you the two of you find each other and fight. I'm not sure it'll work, but for now maybe it is better if you just leave each other alone.
Hardtack: I'm not siding with either of you, I don't even know Alexander's cause, whatever it is. Not sure how it'll work out, but I want to be here for both of you.
Hardtack: That is not the worst outcome to drinking a lot, but also please try to use some good judgement. I'm not sure what kind of judgement leads to a horse room, but I'm trusting you.
Hardtack: Also, if you do end up wanting to text me again you should.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: One day I shall relay the ballad of the horse room to you.
Accomplice: If I ever get the damn room. Production just took my points and ran.
Accomplice: But yeah, I don't plan on talking to Five again anytime soon.
Accomplice: I did what I could, but there's not much I can do if he doesn't want to even let me explain myself.
Accomplice: I'm sorry things are like this, by the way. I don't want you to pick sides, either; we can all live with me and him not getting along and ignoring each other.

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: I'm sure it's quite the story. Lucky me, I ended up loving a true agent of chaos.
Hardtack: It's fine.
Hardtack: Well, not totally fine... but it's livable and I can cope with that for the time being.
Hardtack: As long as you both know I need you in my life.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: Thaaaaaat's me!
Accomplice: ♥
Accomplice: Don't worry about it. I know you love him and I know he loves you, too. I would never want to make you choose between us - not that I think there is a reason to choose, really.
Accomplice: As everyone says, we're adults and we can just agree to stay away from each other.
Accomplice: It's not as though we are trying to stab each other on sight.

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: And you know I love you?
Hardtack: God, please don't jinx it. Stabbing is the last thing we need.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: Well, you've been quite clear about it, shall we say? ;)
Accomplice: And don't worry. I don't know how to stab people.
Accomplice: Though I promise to do my best to not goad him into stabbing me.

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: Good, because he's definitely versed in the art of the stab.

From:

weenwoon

[................................. petty mode activated]

Accomplice: Oh, I am very aware! He threatened to cut my fingers off on our, oh, second meeting I believe.
Accomplice: Well, perhaps he'll finally make good on the promise now. :)

From:

1istheloneliest

[christ on drums levity why]

Hardtack: That... sounds like him.
Hardtack: Please don't antagonize him, I will be extremely mad at both of you, in addition to being really sad and worried.

From:

weenwoon

[ :( forbiddened.........]

Accomplice: ... Well.
Accomplice: I won't, then. For you.
Accomplice: I think I have a vindictive streak I'm not usually aware of.
Accomplice: Since the only time it happened apart from this was extremely unfortunate.

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: Thanks.
Hardtack: Do I even want to know about this vindictive moment?

[sorry he was still raised to be a superhero]

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice is typing...

Accomplice is typing...

Accomplice: I used my last moments before death in a game to insult someone who was hurting me in a way that I knew would utterly infuriate him.

[YOU DID ASK]

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack is typing... Hardtack: OK. So that's not great, but you were on the cusp of death. I think we can excuse a little barbed language.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: That, and also he deserved it.
Accomplice: Do you want to make me a chart of when I'm allowed to say curse words?
Accomplice: I would listen to you. ;D

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: Oh no, look at me censoring you, I don't want you to bait my brother into grievously wounding you.
Hardtack: Do that and you're promised a spanking ;)
Hardtack: No wait that's incentive.
Hardtack: Resist the urge to start shit with my brother and you get a spanking?

[how does this work]

From:

weenwoon

[this is absolutely how this works and it is good, actually. but also he absolutely did not expect Hardy to get explicit about this and it does get a moment of fluster from him, GOOD THING THIS IS TEXTING SO HARDY WILL NEVER KNOW]

Accomplice: Hmmm, rather tempting! ;)
Accomplice: But isn't it the element of punishment rather than reward that makes it particularly thrilling?

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: I guess we'll find out.
Hardtack: Maybe you want punishment, but based on the other night you don't mind a reward either.

From:

weenwoon

[why are you,]

Accomplice: What can I say? I'm a very multi-faceted man!

Accomplice: ... would you mind coming over later? I think I need someone to cuddle.

From:

1istheloneliest

[he doesn't know what he's doing uwu?]

Hardtack: You know all you have to do is ask and I'll come over whenever you want me to.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: Then I want you to in... about half an hour. I'm on my way back to the hotel and I'll take a shower first, then you can come console me. :(

From:

1istheloneliest

Hardtack: You sure you don't want me to console you in the shower too? :P Hardtack: No that's fine that works.

From:

weenwoon

Accomplice: Pshhh, you. ♥
Accomplice: But it's alright, I mostly plan to complain to you about Five. I don't think that's exactly the kind of thing you want to combine with consoling me in the shower.